Crap My Neighbors Say

Late Night Romance

Darcy : Can you get your nasty socks and nasty feet off my bed!?

Peter : Don’t worry! We’re not having sex.

PETER’S PEARLS OF WISDOM

Peter: Any day I don’t do laundry is a day blessed by God.
(If this is true. The big guy doesn’t like me too much.)

PETER’S PEARLS OF WISDOM

Peter : You know it’s funny about that Tsunami in Japan. Doesn’t that stuff always seem to happening in the countries with the weird Gods?

(Possibly the most ignorant thing I’ve heard in my life.)

Rock N Roll = Satan

Slow day around the neighborhood today really. However I did learn that the guy on American Idol who plays the guitar is a satanist and is going to burn in a lake of hell fire. Also, so is Steven Tyler according to Darcy since he dresses the same. I think I’ll play some Aerosmith EXTRA loud tomorrow.

Rock on the rest of non-ignorant America.

Peter’s Pearls of Wisdom/Sermon

Peter : Do you know what a liar is? A liar is someone who denies Jesus the Lord. 

Pregnancy Update

So as most of you know, Alan got Bethany pregnant. He is a 17 year old high school senior. Expect to see them on MTV 16 and Pregnant soon. 

The family seems jazzed and excited for the baby. This seems reasonable seeing as they’re on the male end of the pregnancy drama. I am willing to bet money that the conversations going on at Bethany’s house have a much different tone than the ones happening here.

The news of the pregnancy broke yesterday and drove Peter to drink. However, the change of seasons and fall of leaves seems to provoke Peter to drink. Harsh? Yes. However that man is so high up on his horse that I have a nose bleed. 

Janet is excited and keeps uttering the word “Grandma” much to Darcy’s dismay.